THE FRIDAY FIVE – 7.7.2017

1. Dagny – Wearing Nothing
2. The Killers – The Man
3. Liam Gallagher – Chinatown
4. George Ezra – Don’t Matter Now
5. Stereo Honey – The Heart

Yesterday, was National Kissing Day. I didn’t get one. Awww.

If you didn’t get one either, here’s a kissing based chart for you. Ironically, there are no Kiss songs.

FIVE SONGS ABOUT KISSING

1. Stephen Duffy – Kiss Me
2. Seal – Kiss From A Rose
3. Faith Hill – This Kiss
4. Sixpence None the Richer – Kiss Me
5. Katy Perry – I Kissed A Girl

MAGAZINE ARCHIVE : SMASH HITS – 9.10.1985

The odd couple of Morrissey and Pete Burns are the cover stars of this issue of Smash Hits. That’s not my opinon of them, that’s what the headline says.

As you open the magazine, there is a poster of Simon Le Bon wearing shorts and a rugby top.

In news, Jimmy Somerville has a new band, called The Communards.

Cover stars Morrissey and Burns get four pages where they talk about their friendship.

Robert Smith of The Cure gets a three page interview.

Radio 1 DJ Andy Kershaw gets profiled, where he reveals he buys his underpants from M and S.

Single Reviews sees The Long Ryders get awarded Best Single.

THE HALF-TERM HALF CENTURY, 2017

We’ve reached that time of year when we are halfway through the year and it is time to do the Top 50 songs of the year so far.

There’s no scientific formula to it. I just went through The Friday Five, and tried to assemble them into some sort of order.

If you love pointless stats, there are three former “The Sound Of …..” winners in the chart.

Remember, it can all change by the time of the main chart in December.

It could even be a Gallagher brother duopoly.

1. Liam Gallagher – Wall Of Glass
2. Rose Elinor Dougall – Closer
3. The Killers – The Man
4. Paramore – Hard Times
5. John Hassell and the April Rainers – Intercity 125
6. Rose Elinor Dougall – All At Once
7. Royal Blood – Lights Out
8. Blondie – Long Time
9. Kasabian – You’re In Love With A Psycho
10. Pale Waves – There’s A Honey
11. George Ezra – Don’t Matter Now
12. Harry Styles – Sign Of The Times
13. Lorde – Green Light
14. Arcade Fire – Everything Now
15. Beth Ditto – Fire
16. Dagny – Wearing Nothing
17. Haim – Want You Back
18. The Kooks – Be Who You Are
19. Haim – Little Of Your Love
20. The XX – On Hold
21. Coldplay – Something Just Like This
22. Amy MacDonald – Dream On
23. Erasure – Love You To The Sky
24. Ed Sheeran – Castle On The Hill
25. Rag n Bone Man – Skin
26. Liam Gallagher – Chinatown
27. The Charlatans – Plastic Machinery
28. James – Sit Down (Game Of Thrones 2017 version)
29. Joy Williams – Ordinary World
30. Liam Gallagher – Bold
31. Muse – Dig Deep
32. Shed Zeppelin – Good Times, Bad Times, Disco Down
33. Barry Manilow – New York State Of Mind
34. Kasabian – Bless This Acid House
35. Robin Bengtsson – I Can’t Go On
36. Black Grape – Pop Voodoo
37. Imagine Dragons – Believer
38. Matt Maltese – As The World Caves In
39. The Courteeners – Don’t Look Back In Anger
40. Maggie Rogers – Alaska
41. Ryan Adams – To Be Without You
42. Miley Cyrus – Malibu
43. Cast – Faith
44. Blossoms – In Da Club/Carelss Whisper
45. Imelda May – I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For
46. Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus – Don’t Dream It’s Over
47. Rory Lavelle – Poor Pride
48. Rose Elinor Dougall – Hell and Back
49. Amy MacDonald – Automatic
50. Paul Draper – Things People Want