Even though he died in 1977, you just can’t keep Elvis Presley off the cover of National Enquirer. In fact, you can’t keep Priscilla and Lisa Marie off the cover either.

So, let’s look back at the eventful 2017 that the Presleys, living and dead, have had according to National Enquirer.

Disclaimer, not everything may be actually true.

2017 began with four arrests in a plot to steal Elvis body.

By February, Priscilla was dating Tom Jones.

In March, Lisa Marie was homeless and broke after spending Elvis fortune.

And was then “Trapped” in a Scientology “Hell”.

Before going into a psycho rage because her mum stole her ex husband.

And then a spell in jail for being a monster mum.

Before being on the verge of death due to drug abuse.

In a double whammy in June, Lisa Marie reunited with her twins, while Priscilla was on the verge of death,

Meanwhile, Priscilla was addicted to plastic surgery.

August sw the 40th anniversary of Elvis death, where it was claimed his autopsy was covered up.

Before Priscilla confesses to killing Elvis.

So, what for the Presley’s in 2018? Elvis to be spotted in Coventry riding on the back of Shergar. It wouldn’t surprise me.


It’s a Royal Edition this week, so put on your best clothes and be on your best behaviour.

This week saw the 37th anniversary of Elvis Presley faking his death to open up a chip shop. Remember, he’s not dead, he’s just having a break. The week after he faked his death, Legs and Co did a tribute. It’s what he would have wanted.

No even a Number 1 in 2002 off the back of a sportswear commercial could tempt him out of retirement.

That day, was Madonna’s 19th birthday. It’s unknown wether that ruined it. On her 34th birthday, Nottingham Forest played Liverpool in the first ever Sky Super Sunday. It’s unknown if she watched it.

Meanwhile, sharing a death date with Elvis, is Ronnie Drew of the Dubliners.

Born the day after Madonna, a woman who believes Heaven is a place on earth, and her surname is the most heavenly place on earth.

Kevin Rowland (no relation to Kelly Rowland) from Dexy’s turned 61 this week. They did more than one song you know.

So, we’ve had The King Of Rock N Roll, The Queen Of Pop, and now, John Deacon from Queen, 63 this week.

Queen’s TOTP appearances were rare. It’s a pity they didn’t do one for Radio Ga Ga. It would have looked amazing the whole audience doing the hand clappy bit at the chorus.

And now, Europe, who actually came from Europe (Sweden) with The Final Countdown.

Their follow-up single, The Final 15 To 1, didn’t chart so high.

It’s an onslaught of poodle hair rockers now. Led Zep’s lack of singles denied Robert Plant any TOTP action until his solo career.

Phil Lynott would have got his Bus Pass this week.

Joe Strummer would have been 62 this week. Here’s his only TOTP appearance, pretending to be a football commentator.


Thanks for coming back after last week’s debut for this week’s trawl through the TOTP archive.

Mark Hollis of Talk Talk is 59 this week. He got bored of pop and decided to set up a broadband provider

Exactly a year younger, Bernard Summer has made many TOTP appearances with Joy Division and New Order, but i’m going to throw a curveball and include this from Electronic, who would have been a Manc Supergroup if it wasn’t for the presence of Newcastle’s Neil Tennent.

It’s easy forget how good Electronic were. They did other songs than Getting Away With It, you know.

54 this week, Michael Stipe once had hair. Here’s proof of it.

There aren’t many REM TOTP appearances on the net, but this one, is great.

Also born on 4th January (in this case, 1977) was Tim Wheeler of Ash, for some reason, had their stage cordoned off when performing A Life Less Ordinary in 1997.

While all those were celebrating their birthday in 1986, Phil Lynott died. He once did the TOTP theme but didn’t appear to promote the single, so they got a load of dancers to do it. Check out Peter Powell’s dad dancing.

Exactly 25 years later, Gerry Rafferty died. You should probably stop playing your imaginary Saxophone, i’m not playing that song.

Another death anniversary this week, is Jon Lee from Feeder on 7th January 2002. And yes, I am aware that this week’s round-up is taking a morbid direction.

Back to births, and Kit Kat Brand Ambassador Elvis Presley turns 79. Yep, i’m talking about Elvis in the present tense because well, Elvis lives.

He’s not dead. He’s just, taking a break.

I could show the Legs and Co tribute from the week he faked his death, but instead, i’ll show some 1980s tributes to him.

I only learnt recently that Jimmy Sommerville sang backing vocals on Suspicious Minds (The one by Fine Young Cannibals, in case you were wondering)

And sadly, we go back to death anniversaries, this time, Steve Clark of Def Leppard on 8th January 1991. Feel free to pour some sugar on yourself as a tribute.