Usually at this time of year, news outlets will run pieces looking back and mourning the celebrities who have died in the year just past.

Let’s do something different. Let’s look back and celebrate the celebrities who are still alive …….. despite the fact that National Enquirer said they were on the verge of death during 2017.

Val Kilmer


Angelina Jolie

Yoko Ono

Kurt Russell

William Shatner

Terence Stamp

Kirstie Alley

Lisa Marie Presley

Melanie Griffith

Betty White


Even though he died in 1977, you just can’t keep Elvis Presley off the cover of National Enquirer. In fact, you can’t keep Priscilla and Lisa Marie off the cover either.

So, let’s look back at the eventful 2017 that the Presleys, living and dead, have had according to National Enquirer.

Disclaimer, not everything may be actually true.

2017 began with four arrests in a plot to steal Elvis body.

By February, Priscilla was dating Tom Jones.

In March, Lisa Marie was homeless and broke after spending Elvis fortune.

And was then “Trapped” in a Scientology “Hell”.

Before going into a psycho rage because her mum stole her ex husband.

And then a spell in jail for being a monster mum.

Before being on the verge of death due to drug abuse.

In a double whammy in June, Lisa Marie reunited with her twins, while Priscilla was on the verge of death,

Meanwhile, Priscilla was addicted to plastic surgery.

August sw the 40th anniversary of Elvis death, where it was claimed his autopsy was covered up.

Before Priscilla confesses to killing Elvis.

So, what for the Presley’s in 2018? Elvis to be spotted in Coventry riding on the back of Shergar. It wouldn’t surprise me.