Own up, who has ever fallen asleep during Christmas TOTP and woke up thinking The Queen was Number 1 with a Spoken Word song? Just me?
As Noddy Holder once sang ITTTTTT’SSSSSS CCCCCHHHHHRRRRISSSSSTTTTTMAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So here, is a selection of Christmas songs for you.
Keep an eye out for a hilarious Band Aid performance.
Fan of The Inbetweeners? Here’s Carli’s real life uncle
Not many birthdays this week, but we’ll try and get a round-up for you.
If you’re getting Sharleen Spiteri something for her birthday, remember, she doesn’t want a lover, she just needs a friend.
Believe it or not, Roy Wood has written more than one song. I have a suspicion we’ll be seeing him again on this blog next month.
And finally, put on your best tartan ……..
Les McKeown can be found these days, judging Scotch Pies.