Going to let you in on a secret, a dirty little secret if you will.

Every Wednesday morning I call into the Post Office on my way into work, I check the news stand to see who is on the cover of National Enquirer.

It’s a gloriously trashy American tabloid, and most of the stories are too far fetched to be true. I’m obsessed with checking the covers every Wednesday.

When they are obsessed with a celebrity, they are really obsessed with them. One such celebrity they are obsessed with is John Travolta, who made frequent cover appearances in 2017.

So, let’s look back at John Travolta’s 2017 via the medium of National Enquirer covers.


By March, he was growing man boobs.

In May, there was a $275m divorce bombshell as his wife caught him with his man.

By June, the divorce was off, as we got to hear about his open marriage.

So open in fact, that he was having 11 men mile high orgies. That’s an entire football team.

The following month, he was probed by cops over a gay sex assault.

The year ended with the revelations that he had a secret adopted son.

So, divorce, sex scandal, moobs, divorce, orgies, secret children. This is more exciting than anything on TV. You couldn’t write it, but National Enquirer did.

Stay tuned in 2018 for more exciting adventures from the world of John Travolta. Wether any of it is actually true is another matter.

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