LINFIELD 3-0 DUNGANNON SWIFTS 15.3.2014

Dungannon Swifts were the visitors to Windsor Park as the Irish League season nears the split. Linfield were already guaranteed a Top 6 place, but it was finishing 1st after 38 games that was the agenda.

Dungannon have never won a league game at Windsor Park, and had lost their last 9 visits. Added to the fact that Linfield have had their one dodgy result a season against Dungannon, a home was what was expected.

The first-half was uninspiring, with Linfield not getting any momentum or urgency. Despite that, two great chances were spurned – Mark Haughey with a free header from a corner, and Mark McAllister electing to cross when a shot would have been better.

If Linfield didn’t offer much, Dungannon didn’t offer anything. Set up to frustrate and try and nick one from a set piece, Linfield were able to snuff out the danger when Dungannon did go forward.

With Cliftonville leading 1-0 at Warrenpoint, getting the three points became all the more important.

The goal that Linfield needed, came early in the second-half, with an Andrew Waterworth strike from outside the box. His strike partner, Mark McAllister, was playing like a man possessed, desperate to make up for his first-half, as Linfield searched for the 2nd goal to make sure of the points.

In truth, 1 goal would have been enough, it just would have made the final moments nervy.

The 2nd goal came with 15 minutes to go when Michael Carvill knocked the ball past Dungannon’s keeper.

Now, the crowd were calling for David Jeffrey to utilise his substitutes. Up to this point, none had been made.

When Billy Joe Burns made it 3-0 after a pass from Waterworth, the subs were ready to be used. Three of them came at once.

The most obvious one, was Jimmy Callacher for Sean Ward. Ward is suspended for the game against Cliftonville on March 29th, so Callacher would be his natural replacement. He didn’t really have much to do in the brief period he was on the pitch.

Philip Lowry is also suspended for that match. Ideally, i’d play Ross Clarke out right and move Jamie Mulgrew into the middle. The substitution that was made was Robert Garrett (i’m still mad at him for his red card at Solitude by the way) for Jamie Mulgrew. Mulgrew appeared to limp off the pitch, so i’m guessing he was carrying an injury

The final substitution was Peter Thompson for Andrew Waterworth, an unexpected bonus to have him back at a crucial time of the season.

Goal difference could be important come the end of the season, Cliftonville have a lead of 1 in their favour. Points win prizes, and if Linfield keep getting 3 over the next few weeks, Goal Difference will become irrelevent.

Coleraine bound next Saturday, feeling a bit dirty about hoping for a favour from Glentoran, before the split begins. However, one game at a time before talking about the post split games.

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50 YEARS OF TOP OF THE POPS : MAR 7 – MAR 13

We begin this week’s round-up celebrating the birth of Paul Cattermole of S Club 7. I love S Club 7 and I don’t care who knows it.

Also celebrating a birthday this week, is a singer called Cheryl, a national treasure who had a TV career as well. Not her soon to be back on X-Factor. I am, of course, referring to Cheryl Baker.

Sharing a birthday with her is Gary Numan.

And “Freak Like Me”, from the week when Gary Numan was a member of the Sugababes.

It’s easy to mock Keane (the band, not Roy Keane though) but this is a brilliant song.

And now, a band that is as easy as 123, and are not to be confused with AC/DC …… ABC (Warning : Video introduced by Jimmy Savile)

Remember “What I Am” by Emma Bunton? Well, it’s a cover, and the original by Edie Brickell is far better.

Emeli Sande gets everywhere, and she’s even made it onto this blog. Easy to mock her, but this song is bloody brilliant.

46 this week, was 90s one hit wonder Lisa Loeb. This is a brilliant song. (Also, feel free to look up “I Do”, which should have been her second hit, if there was any justice)

Last week, we had The Proclaimers, this week, our twins (It won’t be a weekly thing) are Joel and Benji Madden from Good Charlotte.

45 this week was Graham Coxon of Blur, one of the best singles bands of the 90s, if not ever. So, we’ll include their two Number Ones, “Country House” which beat “Roll With It” by Oasis to Number One.

The definitive answer ……… both Oasis and Blur are brilliant. Oasis are better than Blur, but “Country House” is better than “Roll With It”

….. and “Beetlebum”, their second Number One, which is actually far better than the single which followed it, “Song 2”.

Also big in 1997 was Eternal, currently on ITV 2’s ‘The Big Reunion’. Not a massive Eternal fan, but this is superb.

28 this week was Danny Jones from McFly/McBusted, performing “One For The Radio”, ironically, on the TV.

If he was alive today, Scatman John would have been 72.

Born this week (in England, but shhhh about that) in 1960 was Adam Clayton of U2. Here they are before they became too big for Top Of The Pops. Anyway, you wouldn’t have been able to fit a 30 foot lemon into Television Centre.

MAGAZINE ARCHIVE : MATCH – 27.4.2002

Ruud Van Nistelrooy is the cover star of Match as the European Cup is the the Last 4, as Manchester United, Real Madrid, Bayern Leverkusen and Barcelona are aiming to lift the trophy at Hampden Park.

But that’s not the biggest story in football. David Beckham has broken his metatarsal and is in danger of missing the World Cup, so Match gives readers to opportunity to wish him well. Meanwhile, a poll of 7-14 year olds say David Beckham has the hardest job in the world …… so Match photoshops him doing other so called “Hard jobs”

In other news, Michael Owen had just become England’s second youngest captain, after Bobby Moore 40 years earlier.

In competitions, you could “Rio” on VHD or DVD, featuring exclusive interviews with Rio Ferdinand, and him giving a tour of Leeds.

If you did win it, and supported Leeds, you might have been handing it in to your local charity shop a few months later, as he signed for Manchester United in July that year.

Peter Schmeichel, recently signed for Manchester City, gets lampooned in Match’s cartoon “Footy Crazy” for his red nose, as City manager Kevin Keegan makes him stick his head in a freezer so it will turn blue.

Match pulled off a bit of a coup, getting a four page exclusive interview with Sir Alex Ferguson, who had recently made a u-turn on his retirement.

Ferguson tells Match that his family convinced him not to retire, and that his goals for the next three seasons (the length of the new contract he had signed) was to win a major tournament, speaking enthusiastically about the fact that the average age of United’s squad was 26.

He then speaks about his management style, and what he looks for in a player, declaring that his two top managers are Ottmar Hitzfeld and Marcello Lippi.

He describes Zinedine Zidane as the best player in the world, but wouldn’t have been prepared to pay the 50m Real Madrid paid for him in 2001 on account of his age.

When asked if he could sign a player from history for the current United team, he eulogises about Pele and Johan Cruyff (he actually signed his son Jordi in 1996) but chooses Real Madrid legend Alfredo Di Stefano.

He’s confident that United can win a 4th successive title, but admits United need Arsenal to drop points, and then United to beat Arsenal to have any chance. Arsenal won every game from February onwards to win the title.

He also praises Sir Bobby Robson for the job he had done with Newcastle (they finished 4th to reach the European Cup) and predicts Chelsea to win the FA Cup (they lost 2-0 to Arsenal) and was upbeat about United’s chance of winning the European Cup in his native Glasgow. They lost on away goals to Bayer Leverkusen.

Match signs off by asking what he wants to achieve in the future, Ferguson simply replies that he wants to maintain the success of the previous 12 years.

Both European Cup Semi-Finals get a double page spread previewing them, and there’s an interview with Butt. Not United’s Nicky, but Bayer Leverkusen goalkeeper Hans Jorg Butt.

As the World Cup draws closer, Match features England hopefuls each week in a feature called “The Men For Sven”, with Ashley Cole the featured player this week.

Staying on the World Cup theme, Republic of Ireland get a full page preview.

In Ads, you could pop down to Woolworths and buy “David Beckham : Close Up” or “Michael Owen : Close Up” on VHS if you wished.

Eidur Gudjohnsen gets a double page interview about his progress at Chelsea, while also touching other matters such as the World Cup, where he describes France as “Very strong”

They went out in the groups without scoring a goal.

The big match of the weekend is Ipswich Town v Manchester United, vital at both ends of the table.

Match predicts a 2-1 United win. United won 1-0.

In foreign news, Roberto Baggio’s dreams of going to a 4th World Cup have been dashed, while Christian Panucci is at the centre of a transfer battle between Barcelona and Real Madrid. He signed for Roma that summer, the club where he spent the 2001-2002 season on loan.

PORTADOWN 1-2 LINFIELD 8.3.2014

Linfield arrived at Shamrock Park for their second trip of the season to Shamrock Park. At lot has happened since the last visit, on the opening day of the season.

Back then, we were curious to see if a new look Linfield could make a title challenge. Today, we were curious to see if Linfield could see out the remaining 8 games of the season to secure the title.

Portadown’s league position, and the fact they have European football to play for, made this the toughest game (with respect to Dungannon and Coleraine) before the split.

Before you could say “This is Linfield’s toughest game before the split”, Linfield were 1-0 up. An attacking move saw Philip Lowry break through into the penalty area, only for his shot to hit the post. Thankfully, Andrew Waterworth was in prime position to slot home the rebound.

It was his first goal in three games, but such has been his contribution in terms of assists and link-up play, he’s the sort of player who can go a couple of games without a goal without anyone noticing.

It was 12 seconds by my watch, 18 seconds according to the BBC. Whatever the official time, it’s one of the quickest goals i’ve ever seen in the flesh.

It would be an understatement to say it was a perfect start. Unfortunately, Linfield couldn’t build upon it. Portadown thankfully, didn’t offer much of an attacking threat, but you knew Linfield needed a 2nd goal, as there was always the possibility that Portadown could get something out of nothing.

Guess what? Portadown scored with their only real attempt on goal to send the teams level at half-time.

Despite this setback, Linfield carried on attacking, with Aaron Burns firing just wide. There was also an Andrew Waterworth shot fired over from a Jamie Mulgrew cross/shot.

The chances were being created, we just needed them to go in.

Linfield started the the second-half in the same form, but didn’t score inside the first minute.

Linfield had chances, but they kept being wasted. It looked set to be a frustrating afternoon. Thankfully, Waterworth got his second of the game with just under 20 minutes to go.

This time, the lead would not be given away. Once Linfield went 2-1 up, Portadown didn’t look like scoring, which is surprising for a team with Gary Twigg and Darren Murray.

It was Linfield who were the most likely to score the next goal in the game.

They didn’t get it, but didn’t need it.

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50 YEARS OF TOP OF THE POPS : FEB 28 – MAR 6

We start this week’s round-up with an audience member possibly more famous than the band he’s there to see. Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones, one of the few rock stars whose name rhymes with his band would have been 72 this week.

Apart from rock stars who share their name with their band, such as Jon Bon Jovi, Eddie Van Halen, and um, Paul King.

Here he is performing “The Last Time” in 1965. Keep an eye out for George Best being in the audience.

Sharing a birthday (not the same year though) with Brian Jones is Cindy Wilson of B-52s. I know everyone loves “Loveshack” but “Roam” is a far far better song.

Unfortunately, there’ll be no February 29th mentioned on this blog as this isn’t a leap year. Maybe if I do a 60 Years Of Top Of The Pops blog series in 2024, we’ll see.

70 this week, was Roger Daltrey of The Who. So many songs to choose from, “You Better You Bet”, their last Top Ten single, is my favourite.

Which 80s pop star is like dry land? Nik Kershaw, because he has no C. OK, that was a bloody awful riddle. This is a better riddle.

We all know Bon Jovi, but can anyone name any of his solo hit singles, apart from me, who is the proud owner of a copy of Destination Anywhere?

Meanwhile, former ruler of the world, Chris Martin, was 37 this week. Sometimes, I like to dressed up as Chris Martin and pretend i’m him. Yep, I do Coldplay Cosplay.

Sad anniversary time, it’s 15 years this week since the death of Dusty Springfield.

Born the day after Chris Martin was Ronan Keating. To be fair, some of his solo stuff is not dreadful.

Believed to be the main influence of Elvis Presley, Shakin Stevens, no relation to Rachel Stevens from S Club 7 or Cat Stevens was on Top Of The Pops so much in the 1980s, they invited him back for their end of the 80s special in 1989, unsurprisingly. When else would you have an end of the 80s show?

Also celebrating a birthday this week, Evan Dando from The Lemonheads, seen here performing “Mrs Robinson”

Eddy Grant, 66 this week, was once offered a role in Strictly, but declined, stating “I Don’t Wanna Dance”

One of his biggest hits was “Baby Come Back”, covered by Irish Reggae singer Pat O’Banton.

Meanwhile, both Charlie Reid and Craig Reid of The Proclaimers were 52 this week. They’re twins, obviously. The second most successful pop twins (after Bros) of 1988.

And finally ……. remember The Kooks? I liked them.

CRUSADERS 0-0 LINFIELD 4.3.2014

David Jeffrey’s farewell tour rolled into Ballymena, the home of last season’s winners, last night for the much belated County Antrim Shield Final against Crusaders.

I don’t usually bother with this competition, especially given the farce involved in trying to arrange this game, but sentiment got the better of me, deciding to go, as it would be the last time I see Linfield play in a final under David Jeffrey’s management.

Despite having been to Ballymena Showgrounds many times before, it gave Linfield fans a chance to experience something different, being situated in the home end at Ballymena.

I’ve seen a lot of things watching football, but last night had a first ………… certificates on the wall outside the toilets in honour of them achieving Gold Standard in the Loo Of The Year Awards. I guess they don’t have many trophies to parade

The match began with Linfield on the attack, but there were very rare in the opening stages. Crusaders were the more effective with their possession in the early stages, causing some mild panic in Linfield’s defence at corners.

That seemed to be Crusaders tactics, try to win a corner and hope for the best. After some shaky moments, Linfield got better with each corner, to the point that they could defend them with their eyes closed.

As the first-half ended, Linfield were the better team, forcing Sean O’Neill into saves. Unfortunately, his saves were nothing special, and saves he’d be expected to make.

In the second-half, Linfield continued to have chances, forcing O’Neill into saves, albeit, saves he’d be expected to make.

The best chance came when a Mark McAllister cross was headed wide by Aaron Burns, a first-half sub for the injured Ivan Sproule – his first appearance since being injured in mid January, away to Ballymena, ironically.

Sometimes you just know when a game was going to finish 0-0. This was one of games.

The game was crying out for Michael Carvill to be introduced off the bench. It seemed that Jeffrey was waiting until the end of the 90s minutes to introduce him. He was introduced in the second period of extra-time. It was so late, I thought it was for a defender in order to have more attacking (and theoretically better strikers of the ball) on the pitch for the impending penalty shoot-out..

With there being only ten minutes each way during extra-time in the County Antrim Shield, it was no surprised that there was no real momentum to the game from that point onwards.

The game went to penalties, for the second time this season between the clubs. The previous one in the League Cup, finished 10-9 to Crusaders after 11 kicks. Thankfully, we were spared that.

Two saves by Jonathan Tuffey had Linfield at match point with 3 kicks taken. Billy Joe Burns stepped up to secure the trophy 4-1 on penalties.

This isn’t a major trophy, but it’s still nice to win, especially when you haven’t won it for 8 years. The only downside was that once again, the trophy presentation was ruined by idiots invading the pitch and denying the players the chance to parade the trophy to supporters, and for supporters to see the trophy being paraded by their team.

I hope i’m just as moany at the end of April.

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MAGAZINE ARCHIVE : MATCH – 24.6.2000

Alan Shearer, in his trademark “Arm up” goal celebration pose, is the cover star of Match, midway through Euro 2000, as England have just beaten Germany 1-0 in a crunch group game, with the headline “Where were you on June 17th 2000?”

In my case, watching the game in work.

Michael Owen is interviewed for a featured called “My Favourite Goal”, which unsurprisingly, is his goal against Argentina in the World Cup two years earlier.

Pep Guardiola is interviewed in a feature called F.R.I.E.N.D.S, where footballers talk about their best friends, Guillermo Amor being his.

Marcus Stewart is interviewed for a “Taste Taste” feature, asking footballers to chooses between two things. He prefers A-Ha over Aqua, Pounds over Euros, and BMW over Rover.

Match dedicates three pages to England’s Euro 2000 diary, documenting the change in emotions from the opening defeat to Portugal, to the win over Germany in the second game.

Meanwhile, Match spends 48 hours with Holland, ahead of their opening game with Czech Republic, which they won 1-0 with a late penalty.

Posters on offer include stars of Euro 2000 such as Pavel Nedved, Paul Scholes, Edwin Van Der Sar and, um, Niclas Alexandersson.

It’s not just players who get multiple page features, as Match interviews supporters at the tournament, about who they support, how they got to Euro 2000, and if they have enjoyed it.

Mark Bright is now Match’s letters guy, the main topic being Euro 2000. He doesn’t hold out much hope for Belgium (they went out in the groups) and describes England as “Now having a superb team”

A new phenomenon, the internet, gets a review feature, as Match reviews England fanzines such as “And Waddle Steps Up”, “England Supporters Online” and “England FC”

Meanwhile, Scott Minto of West Ham takes on Damien Francis of Wimbledon in a Euro 2000 Quiz. Both players scored 8 out of 10. Both players incorrectly said the Euro 2000 final would be in Amsterdam, while Minto though Tommy Soderberg was the coach of Norway (the correct answer was Sweden) and Francis thought Alessandro Del Piero scored Italy’s opener against Turkey. The correct answer was Pippo Inzaghi.